New England Winter's!!!!
(It's all true!)
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die...
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying ..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win theWorld Series!
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